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Sage: I saw you give the butter aminal a tour of the house.

Manda: No, you saw me carry the butter with me as I went to get my water because you cannot be trusted to leave it alone if it is unattended.

Sage: Balderdash!

Me: You ate 3/4 of a stick of butter in less than 10 seconds 2 days ago.

Sage: *waving it off* Back to the matter at hand: you gave the butter aminal a tour, and now I want to give it a tour.

Manda: Oh, yeah? Of where?

Sage: My stomach.